Monday, May 29, 2006

The DVC-Why you should not drool over the movie?

If you have read the book and were awaiting the movie ...and watched it, you can't afford to simply drool over it, for:

1. If you were blown away by Paul Bettany's mindblowing potrayal of "Silas" you may be called a psychopath..

2.If you g0t carried away by the candid, simple & non-saucy performance by Tom Hanks, you'll be called a sycopant.

3.If you were impressed by Sir Ian Mckellen's excellent potrayal of the cagey villain, you will be told that you are suffering from a LOTR hangover..

4. If you felt Jean Reno was the right choice for Bezu Fache, you may be a called a Opus Dei sympathiser..

5.If you were mesmerised by the fantastic locations(real) and the eerie ecclesiastic backdrops, you might be even called a sciolistic artlover..

6. If you loved the movie, you will probably be branded as the anti-christ..

So I choose to keep my views to myself, in secrecy, lest I should be called any of the above. But ,I guess it has already been decoded !

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

(a) I'm a psychopath. (Well, Gollum is) More like a passive one.

(b) I'm suffering from LoTR hangover. (How else do you explain watching Two Towers again last night?)

(c) I am an art lover. Well, comic books are art too.

Am yet to watch this film though. But I guess you should watch a lot of bad movies instead of good ones, so that you tear them apart with choicest phrases to provide some hilarity in my otherwise cave-ridden life.

seattle_smoke said...

"to provide some hilarity in my otherwise cave-ridden life"

You have the "fool of a took",Mr bean w/u. If that's not all, You got my blog.

Btw, i have managed to locate a dvd rental around here. He has given me a CD containin the titles.Lotsa. over 5000 to be preciswe.but i still havent found wht Im lookin for.." The last days of frankie the fly"..Watch it if u get it..Its my spl recommendation for u.

Anonymous said...

Mr.Bean is in exam mood, if you know what I mean. 5000 titles, eh? Is there a way I can see it? BTW, does it have 30s stuff and all? Marx bros. films for instance?

Psst. Since when did Frankie become a fly?

Anonymous said...

Nice template, if I may add. And is that Kurt? Forgive my ignorance. We doesn't like music, the only music we likes is "rock and pool"

Anonymous said...

What a waste of JUICE !!!

Arag

seattle_smoke said...

Gollum:5000 titles, eh? Is there a way I can see it?
Check your mail..& find out for yourself whether they got yur stuff.

"And is that Kurt?"
Absolutely!& I ma add that your love for the halfling's leaf hasnnt slowed your mind! YET

"Nice template"
thx