Im dead right. If I was suffering from deafening pain in my aural appendage for the past month, it was not because of the high voltage noise from sloganeering medical students nor was it the blaring screams of Nirvana. I went to a ear-doctor ( not on strike) and he said I have nothing short of a wax museum in my right ear.
He asked me when was the last time I had wax removal , to which I said "Never". He made out that I havent flushed my ears for all my life. I had to apply some ear drops, smelling like pheneol 4 times a day (which means my collegues in office were not spared from its mordacious odour) for a week to grease the source and ease the pain! The flusing operation followed and succeded.
All's well that ends well.
Now I can certainly lend an ear to what you have to say!Eh?
He asked me when was the last time I had wax removal , to which I said "Never". He made out that I havent flushed my ears for all my life. I had to apply some ear drops, smelling like pheneol 4 times a day (which means my collegues in office were not spared from its mordacious odour) for a week to grease the source and ease the pain! The flusing operation followed and succeded.
All's well that ends well.
Now I can certainly lend an ear to what you have to say!Eh?
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Yes:you were not suffering from deafening sound of Nirvana;actually your family members. you were safe with your wax in the ear.
Normally anything will be wax-ing and waning. In your case, only waxing and paining requiring cleaning.Fine.
Madame Tussauds will be happy to add your statue free: Entire wax will be met from your ear.Great!
All along I mistook you that you never lend your ear to what I say. Now I know it is your wax that was between you and me.
Happy hearing,
Gandalf
HELLO, HELLO, CAN YOU HEAR ME? Now that there's no wax, will you lend your ear to Gandy?
Some trite ones:
Now that u can wax eloquent..
Fiends, Romans, countrymen.. lend me your (r)ears !!
The striking delhi medico-s are lookin for ya.. to facilitate their candle-light protest !!!
Or Was it a problem with the wax(ing) at your beauty parlor (in antop hill?)
Aaarrghhh.. GROSS!
Rupert / Hubert
That must have been quite a dig, waxing it all out.
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